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| STOP eating my sesame cakes!!! Is my shit made of hollow plastic?? Why does one chunk always STAY FLOATING??! Fenn a bukicévén [link] HMblblblm I QUIT! *barrel rolls into trash can* I'll be in my trailer if you need me. If you smoke you die...if you don't. you die anyway. You know you're on the internet too long when in real life you say "lol" instead of laughing. HAH! You thought I'd never get out of my cage! ...But I did. I picked the lock.....with the key! Thumbs up!....Up what? Aaaaaw you're all unique, just like snowflakes and like snowflakes from a distance you all look the SAME! OH! You're having a bad day?..I FELL ON THE HIGH STREET LICKING A DOUGHNUT! Sometimes you may think you're weird....but at least you don't have a ball sac under your chin. Think about it. [link] *receives anonymous troll comment* U have dick eyes. *responds with one eye open* BLOW ME! WIN Remember...how fast I used to be.......when I was a sperm? Imagine a corn on the cob....with tits. Why? Why not? My new favorite song [link] Trololololololololololo [link] You know your brain is broken when you're in the shower and your brain out of nowhere goes....i wonder what it'd be like...TO FINGER FUCK A LEPRECHAUN! Men don't cry!....They sweat outta their eyes. ASS SANDALS! New videos! (mines) [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] Movies for 2013 1. Gangster Squad [link] Just imagine me as Sean Penn and you have Team Antigrabbity (7/10) It was entertaining but nothing more. I liked it but after 30 I forgot about it. It was cool though. 2. Les Misérables [link] Aaaah I've been waiting sooo long for this! It's like...a piece of bread for your soul. I encourage you to read it too. (9.5/10) Only because it was too short to show the full power of the book. The rest was stupefyingly good. Go see it. 3. Man of steel [link] I really want this to be amazing. If it's anything less then amazing it'll be sad. 4. Hitchcock [link] it WILL be amazing. (8.5/ 10) It was very good, but I had a lot of feelings about things missing. 5. Lincoln [link] Something you all should see. (10/10) I was very inspired. I'm not an American so since it was not my war I can't take sides but...I LOVED! what Lincoln did. 6. Pacific Rim [link] Because you just need giant monsters and mech suits. Lots and LOTS of mech suits! 7. Iron man 3 [link] yeeah why not. Let's make mo' money!! And I wanna see Mandarin. (4/10) STINKS. OF. DISNEEEEEEEEEYYY! Bonus! Mama (5.5/10) 2 for the cool demon design 2 for the 2 awesome little girls 1 for not boring the absolute shit outta me and a half for the cool demon voice. The rest was shiet....still better then Paranormal activity. Star Trek into Darkness (9/10) KHAAAAAAAAAAN! Brilliant, just...so good, made my eyes water. Fast and Furious 6 (3/10)...SRSLY? I had more fun when I went to the toilet mid way. Evil Dead (4/10) BWAAAAAAAAAH! It was so disgusting my asshole was so tight you couldn't put a cactus needle up in it. Piece a SHIET! Bill's bucket list 10 Eat KFC in Kentucky. 9 See Jason and Gino go cannon. 8 Say hi to Stan Lee 7 Tell Joe Quesada to go to hell. 6 Own my own place. 5 Watch The Age of Weapon Omega...become a movie. (pffffffft hah! yeah right keep dreamin' bub) 4 Buy a chopper from Orange County Choppers 3 Take a motorcycle tour across America 2 Get my right sleeve done and the ace of spades tattoo I've designed for me. I'll never show it to anyone until it's on my flesh! 1 The Dalmore Trinitas. I want to own a bottle. I'd never drink it, I'd just look at it. [link] PLAY this fuckin' game and then come back and tell me what you thought. I personally shit my pants...but then I loled at this guy [link] SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS!!!! X-TERMINATION!! NOOOO! Don't mess up my continuity! Wolverine! DAD! Stop killing Darkholme!! I have a baaad bad feeling about this whacha =>[link] Dear Santa, Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!! Amen ps.: If you'd happen to have a guy with a huge dong who likes riding crops, comics, and baths...and reading comics in a bath, please drop him at my door, Thanks! pps.: Bitch I know where you live Imma find you if you don't! Mandatory for feeling good --> [link] Aint nobody got time fo that, aint nobody got time, aint nobody got time, aint nobody got time fo that! [link] There once was a woman from Kewl, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin if they payed to get in...............they'll pay to get out of it too. |
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