|AAAAhahaha WAaahahahahahahahah Daaaahahahahahah!! WOLVERINE HAHA W-wolerine!! STAWP www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1bcx… dechhahahaha!!|
This year I've been really good
and since your buddy Jesus
took a person away from me, I
think I can get one free. So for
this Christmas I want RedMinus
under my tree. Preferably suffering
from the absence of clothing syndrome.
Thanks a bunch!
Before I die I want to:
*seduce a priest.
*work in a maid cafe.
*go to space.
As a grown female I may have problems with that first one.
HMblblblm I QUIT! *barrel rolls into trash can* I'll be in my trailer if you need me.
HAH! You thought I'd never get out of my cage! ...But I did. I picked the lock.....with the key!
Movies for 2013
1. Gangster Squad www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRVvEH… Just imagine me as Sean Penn and you have Team Antigrabbity
(7/10) It was entertaining but nothing more. I liked it but after 30 I forgot about it. It was cool though.
2. Les MisÚrables www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r8F3_… Aaaah I've been waiting sooo long for this! It's like...a piece of bread for your soul. I encourage you to read it too.
(9.5/10) Only because it was too short to show the full power of the book. The rest was stupefyingly good. Go see it.
3. Man of steel www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=-… I really want this to be amazing. If it's anything less then amazing it'll be sad.
(9.9/10) Because Superman killed and there was a really badly placed joke at the end. Otherwise I frikkin loved every second of it!!!! GO SEE IT!
4. Hitchcock www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7vYht… it WILL be amazing.
(8.5/ 10) It was very good, but I had a lot of feelings about things missing.
5. Lincoln www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJVuqY… Something you all should see.
(10/10) I was very inspired. I'm not an American so since it was not my war I can't take sides but...I LOVED! what Lincoln did.
6. Pacific Rim www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf-KCP… Because you just need giant monsters and mech suits. Lots and LOTS of mech suits!
7. Iron man 3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjG-1… yeeah why not. Let's make mo' money!! And I wanna see Mandarin.
(4/10) STINKS. OF. DISNEEEEEEEEEYYY!
(5.5/10) 2 for the cool demon design 2 for the 2 awesome little girls 1 for not boring the absolute shit outta me and a half for the cool demon voice. The rest was shiet....still better then Paranormal activity.
Star Trek into Darkness
(9/10) KHAAAAAAAAAAN! Brilliant, just...so good, made my eyes water.
Fast and Furious 6
(3/10)...SRSLY? I had more fun when I went to the toilet mid way.
(4/10) BWAAAAAAAAAH! It was so disgusting my asshole was so tight you couldn't put a cactus needle up in it. Piece a SHIET!
Last Exorcism 2
There once was a woman from Kewl, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin if they payed to get in...............they'll pay to get out of it too.